October 2008
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Cashing in on election fever, EA today announced that, as part of an upcoming update for Mercenaries 2, both Sarah Palin and Barack Obama will be made available as playable characters. Palin in her trademark red jacket and hair, Obama in his trademark…suit. Sounds a little nutty, but seeing Obama punch a swarthy Venezuelan in the face is a lot funnier than you can probably imagine.
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‘I’ve been doing this for 15 years…Nobody has ever asked me until Obama started running. That’s my quote.’ -Method Man, VIBE
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Who the fuck is you?
The retort that works in absolutely every situation.
Example:
Q: Why were you late to work this morning?
A: You wanna know why, yo first of all, yo first of all you can’t be askin’ me no question knowhatimsayin, who the fuck is you?
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Paul Barman reading/rhyming with his kid
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The Best Rhyming Children's Books by Paul Barman
After repeated readings to growing puplets, we leave off last words in rhyming…
couplets!
Poetry invites dynamism. Find yourself rhymin’ with ‘em. Maurice Sendak said, Trap readers inside the rhythm.
Not as many kids’ books rhyme as you might think. Stories with forced rhymes emit a slight stink!
Here’s my primer for rhyming picture books. I looked for fixtures which...
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BioShock 2: Sea of Dreams (in HD)
I have decided how I feel about this, and I feel very optimistic.
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The Next Page: The triumph of the gamer →
(via the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that my Dur dur d’être bébé 12” from eBay came wrapped in)
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1-866-YTMND-OK
– Steve Sutton
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‘Parisian Goldfish’ by Flying Lotus. Directed by Eric Wareheim.
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highlight of the day
bgebs:
watching a chunky boy struggle to run as the gym teacher with negative 5 percent body fat shakes her head in disgust, all while who let the dogs out blasts in the background.
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There has been some speculation as to whether Williams’ hips would be able...
– Lisa Williams’ Wikipedia entry
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Noby Noby Boy, the new game from Keita Takahashi (creator of Katamari Damacy).
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A hilarious line, but during this specific screening an older African-American...
– Brian Orndorf, on the humor of Bernie Mac
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Would you like to meet my dog, M'lord?
Should I make knowing remarks on the sheen of his coat? The looseness of his goose? I never know.
Tales from Yahoo! Answers
Is it gross to queef in a guys face???
My friend had told me she queefed in this guy’s face, like twice. I kind of found that weird. Are guys grossed out when their eating a girl out and she queefs? Does that turn them off? Or do they just not really care? I’m just curious. Queef= Vaginal fart for those who do not know
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
that is kinda gross..
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I set two records with SMB2 that are very extreme. Nite Train is now the best...
– Ulillillia
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