chuckmore: These kids are GETTING BUSY.
I am starting a riot grrrl band called Sarah Palin’s Retarded Baby. There, I...– Molly Lambert
tumbledore: When Edgar Bronfman Jr gained ownership of Universal Studios he got into some odd marketing campaign practices. One of which is this rare, employee orientation video, that enlightened people about how things were going to change under new management. It was comissioned to be written and directed by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and it was, and Jr. didn’t like it, so they scrapped it....
Todd Solondz' next project is a ‘quasi-sequel’ to...
New indie production and finance shingle Werc Werk Works has stepped in to fully finance and produce writer-director Todd Solondz’s next film, an untitled part-sequel, part-companion piece to his controversial dark comedy “Happiness.” Solondz wrote the screenplay, which revolves around a group of individuals struggling to find a place for themselves in an unpredictable and...
To My Old Master, Colonel P.H. Anderson
From Cynical-C Dayton, Ohio, August 7, 1865 To My Old Master, Colonel P.H. Anderson, Big Spring, Tennessee Sir: I got your letter and was glad to find you had not forgotten Jourdon, and that you wanted me to come back and live with you again, promising to do better for me than anybody else can. I have often felt uneasy about you. I thought the Yankees would have hung you long before this for...
I'm calling this dehydrated babies
John McCain said it in a speech delivered on June 3, 2008. You can read the entire speech here, or watch the relevant clip here. I’m not the only one who found these words amusing, but I am apparently the only person to name their Tumblr after it. I don’t know what I’m going to be posting here, but it probably won’t have much to do with John McCain or American politics...
Larry David: In fact he had a... completely different take on it than you! He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis... but rather, with your... BIG vagina.
[smugly, he makes a wide 'V' symbol with his hands]
Lisa Thompson: Is THAT what he did?
Larry David: Yeah!
Larry David: BIG!
Lisa Thompson: THIS is my vagina?
Larry David: HUGE!
Larry David: Huge!
Lisa Thompson: Are you kidding? I don't have a big vagina!
Larry David: [grinning smugly with condescending eyes] You've got the huge vagina.
Lisa Thompson: Oh, do I?
Larry David: [nodding] You got the huge vagina. You're blaming the small penis... It's not necessary.
Lisa Thompson: I made a little... You're the one that-!
Larry David: [cutting Lisa off] ME THINKS the lady doth protest too much! Hmph!
[making the sign]
She met her husband in bootcamp, they’ve been married less than a year and...– http://raevenfaye.blogspot.com/